wife-of-an-ex-blood-junkie:

theunsuspectingmoose:

wife-of-an-ex-blood-junkie:

[ I LOVE AND MISS YOU TOO YUS ]

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(COME TO ME AND LET ME LOVE YOU)

*clings*
oKAY plEAsE DO

*pounces on*

HELLO OLD FRIEND

YOU HAVE RETURNED TO ME

*loves*
YEAH
ITS BEEN AWHILE
EHH


wife-of-an-ex-blood-junkie:

[ I LOVE AND MISS YOU TOO YUS ]

(COME TO ME AND LET ME LOVE YOU)

*clings*
oKAY plEAsE DO


twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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“I love the smell of cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.”



timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 


neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait


punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*